New Area: Teh AWESOOME!!!!shift+1
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:14 am
Ok.. here's my idea.... this area is for pure harper scouts only. Well, that isn't possible.. okay... wiz/harper scouts, but only if your INT is 11 or less. Why the class restrictions? Cause I don't like good builds and I made a guy like this.
You have to go in naked.... or in pleasure leather. Wait.. nevermind... same difference.
Okay, anyway, once you get in there.... with your wiz/harper scout, you will encounter an NPC who will delevel you back to 1. You then have to fight your way through the area of uber monsters using only your wits and honeyed tongue. What does this mean? Well, I don't know...... but, I suggest you quote Douglas Adams or Monty Python at least every 5 rounds because the devs are going to put in a script that will teleport you back to the beginning if you aren't spouting quotes every so often.
You should also say "LEERRRROOOOY JEEENKIIIIIIIIINNSSSS!" from time to time.
Ok, so you fight the bad guys with your movie quotes and mouse clicking skills until you reach lvl 40 again. Then, and only then, you will be rewarded with the ultimate weapon.
What is this ultimate weapon? A new scythe? Perhaps a rapier w/ a DC 482 vorpal on it? A +3 Kleenex?
Nope, it will be a simple paragraph of text from an NPC.
That text will contain the actual, real world, physical, walk-up-and-knock-on-their-door addresses for the DEVs.
You can then journey to the DEVs abode and petition them to institute whatever change you'd like.
Edited for people named Charon:
Of course, they are free to smack you on the back of the head and scream "IDIOT! USE YOUR STINKING BRAIN! THIS IS A MOD FOR ALL CLASS TYPES AND ALL PLAY STYLES! WE AREN'T GONNA SINK THOSE KIND OF RESOURCES INTO CREATING AN AREA GEARED AGAINST A CERTAIN CLASS JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE THEM!!" at you. In fact, they are encouraged to.
*whew* Sorry......
You have to go in naked.... or in pleasure leather. Wait.. nevermind... same difference.
Okay, anyway, once you get in there.... with your wiz/harper scout, you will encounter an NPC who will delevel you back to 1. You then have to fight your way through the area of uber monsters using only your wits and honeyed tongue. What does this mean? Well, I don't know...... but, I suggest you quote Douglas Adams or Monty Python at least every 5 rounds because the devs are going to put in a script that will teleport you back to the beginning if you aren't spouting quotes every so often.
You should also say "LEERRRROOOOY JEEENKIIIIIIIIINNSSSS!" from time to time.
Ok, so you fight the bad guys with your movie quotes and mouse clicking skills until you reach lvl 40 again. Then, and only then, you will be rewarded with the ultimate weapon.
What is this ultimate weapon? A new scythe? Perhaps a rapier w/ a DC 482 vorpal on it? A +3 Kleenex?
Nope, it will be a simple paragraph of text from an NPC.
That text will contain the actual, real world, physical, walk-up-and-knock-on-their-door addresses for the DEVs.
You can then journey to the DEVs abode and petition them to institute whatever change you'd like.
Edited for people named Charon:
Of course, they are free to smack you on the back of the head and scream "IDIOT! USE YOUR STINKING BRAIN! THIS IS A MOD FOR ALL CLASS TYPES AND ALL PLAY STYLES! WE AREN'T GONNA SINK THOSE KIND OF RESOURCES INTO CREATING AN AREA GEARED AGAINST A CERTAIN CLASS JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE THEM!!" at you. In fact, they are encouraged to.
*whew* Sorry......
